LOL: Messina brags about Obama victory, says ‘We have math they have myth’!/tobyharnden/status/263660168590528512

Oh, dear. Is Obama for America campaign manager, creepy Jim Messina, rapping now? He should use the stage name Creepy Cold Messina. Also, he might want to change up his lyrics. As everyone knows, math is hard for Team Obama.

Messina held a conference call this morning and Twitter was buzzing.

“You can trick or treat here.. I live in this van…” – Jim Messina RT @lachlan: Quick, everyone tweet the exact same Messina quotes. GO!

— el SOOPer (@SooperMexican) October 31, 2012

Sadly for Mr. Messina, it wasn't the good kind of buzz. His statements were hilarious.

Obama campaign mgr Jim Messina says Romney has no momentum in swing states. Romney should just go home now. #Election2012

— Paul Stanley (@authorstanley) October 30, 2012

Um. It's not called #Mittmentum for nothing, toots.

Messina: Romney camp desperation is “palpable”

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) October 31, 2012

Again, no. His momentum is palpable. If you want desperate, look in the mirror.

Confident of victory: Obama Campaign Mgr Jim Messina: : “…this time next week, Obama will be reelected.”

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 31, 2012

RT @devindwyer Dripping w confidence: @messina2012 says “at this time next week, President Obama will have been elected for a second term.”

— Alex Pappas (@AlexPappasDC) October 31, 2012

Dripping with confidence! Or, you know, desperation. Either one. You see, you always know what a Democrat is thinking or feeling by what they accuse others of feeling.

But Messina said that's “desperate.” RT @keder Expand the map! #Mitt2012

— Seth (@dcseth) October 30, 2012

@adamtragone You see Messina? Said this is being done out of weakness/desperation for 270. Wheels coming off the bus.

— Seth (@dcseth) October 30, 2012

He's panicked! Time to stick his fingers in his ears and cry, “La, la, la, I can't hear you.”

Just close your eyes and keep pretending it's not happening”@jamiedupree: Axelrod, Jim Messina say Romney trying a Hail Mary in PA, MI, MN”

— Travis Fulkerson (@soonertravis) October 31, 2012

They have sunk so low that they are now being creepsters wagering creep-staches. As Twitchy reported, David Axelrod bet his mustache that Romney would not win Michigan, Minnesota or Pennsylvania. Evidently, Team Obama is hanging its sad hat on such wagers.

MEssina: “Axe's moustache is safe.”

— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) October 31, 2012

Bless. So precious.

Twitter users sum Messina's sad, little rap up best, as they always do.

And I'll pre-empt the Beltway Bubblers by stating that Messina predicting victory is not “bold” or “daring.” He's paid to say it. #tcot

— RB (@RBPundit) October 31, 2012

Romney expands the map, Messina issues panicked video spin. Obama is losing. @chucktodd in tears.

— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) October 31, 2012

HAHAHAHA RT @zekejmiller: Messina: Romney play in “Michigan, Pennsylvania and Minnesota is a decision made out of weakness, not strength.

— John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) October 30, 2012

Here's my impersonation of @messina2012 on November 7.…

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 31, 2012

Heh. Let's make it happen.

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