Longoria to chair inaugural committee; Creepy Jim Messina to chair parade


Are you ready for the creepiest inaugural parade evah? Obama campaign manager Jim Messina has been tapped to serve as chairman. We're pretty sure he delivered his signature spastic air-punch when he got the news.

twitpic.com/bbre91 RT @isaacdovere: Eva Longoria will co-chair the inauguration, Jim Messina will be chair of the inaugural parade

— Dorsey Shaw (@dorseyshaw) December 6, 2012

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Messina SMASH!

But that's not the only brilliant pick for the inaugural team. Vulgar tweeter and conservative-bashing femme-a-gogue Eva Longoria will co-chair the inaugural committee.

Excited and honored to co-chair the @obamainaugural in 2013! Will I see you in DC? #inaug2013

— Eva Longoria (@EvaLongoria) December 6, 2012

Is she just delusional? Sadly, no. It's been confirmed by the official @ObamaInaugural Twitter account.

RT @evalongoria: Excited and honored to co-chair the @obamainaugural in 2013! Will I see you in DC? #inaug2013

— Obama Inauguration (@obamainaugural) December 6, 2012

And if that's not enough, lying liar Stephanie Cutter will chair the board of directors.

Obama Campaign Manager Jim Messina named Chair of Inaugural Parade, Deputy Campaign Mgr Stephanie Cutter named Chair, Inaugural Bd of Dirs.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 6, 2012

Inauguration Day should be truly Historic™.

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