Are you ready for the creepiest inaugural parade evah? Obama campaign manager Jim Messina has been tapped to serve as chairman. We're pretty sure he delivered his signature spastic air-punch when he got the news.
— Dorsey Shaw (@dorseyshaw) December 6, 2012
But that's not the only brilliant pick for the inaugural team. Vulgar tweeter and conservative-bashing femme-a-gogue Eva Longoria will co-chair the inaugural committee.
— Eva Longoria (@EvaLongoria) December 6, 2012
Is she just delusional? Sadly, no. It's been confirmed by the official @ObamaInaugural Twitter account.
— Obama Inauguration (@obamainaugural) December 6, 2012
And if that's not enough, lying liar Stephanie Cutter will chair the board of directors.
Obama Campaign Manager Jim Messina named Chair of Inaugural Parade, Deputy Campaign Mgr Stephanie Cutter named Chair, Inaugural Bd of Dirs.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 6, 2012
Inauguration Day should be truly Historic™.